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If you look at the line-up of a lot of the great festivals or club nights in the world there’s usually not very many women on the bill.

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Oh hi, what are you listening to? This stuff obviously.

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Come on, vogue!

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The guy with goggles, obviously more of a techno-soldier, gives me a blank stare, but the fact that he’s chewing air tells me he’s not even hearing the same music I am. I walk around. It’s hot, smells like a locker room.

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Taking a break from her busy schedule of talking about how much she loves rough coitus and dying her hair, Rihanna drops by to make a perfectly par-for-the-course Guetta number.