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The only woman who ever managed to put a ring on it is currently Roger Sterling’s wife, both in Mad Men and in real life. So he has good taste in spouses.

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Saying your name unexpectedly at the end of a sentence, especially in that lower register where you can tell they’re being more serious than usual.

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You got your JNCO jeans, you got your tickets to Ozzfest, you got your studded bracelets — you are ready to dip into that Early-2000s Girl honeypot.