With enough craftiness, I can too make these plates that will remind me to live, laugh, and love when all my life makes me want to do is die, cry, and lock myself in the bathroom to make hate-filled poops.
When out with friends you order beer over wine, whiskey over vodka, chicken wings over a salad.
I went Carrie Underwood on him. If you don’t get that reference, just listen to ‘Before He Cheats’.
Everyone is on their own path. Everyone is going to have their own journey to get where they want to go. So, don’t let a number define you. Don’t ever let a number make you feel inadequate.
Hysterics: You tell all of your best friends to come over and tell you how much of an ass he was anyways. They bring you that Ben & Jerry’s ice cream you have been eyeing for a while, and you start crying again because HE LOVED ICE CREAM.
I am done. I have deleted my dating apps. I’m done trying to find love in overcrowded bars in the city. I’m done trying so hard. I’m done feeling let down.
When you get an adrenaline rush from cleaning your apartment.
Age 23: Everyone says this is the worst year of your twenties, and I would have to agree. Some of your friends are out partying on weekdays, while others are already settling down with husbands and babies. You honestly don’t know what the f*ck you are doing.
Vivian: Will spill wine on your white dress and pretend that it was an accident.
Allowing the mess gives you room and space to be you.