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1. First, let’s look at a (real!) horse. Study the shape of each body part and how the legs bend. 2. Now, we start with the head. Get a little circle going.

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Fish: You’re pretty laid-back when it comes to love. You don’t expect your boyfriend to take you out to fancy dates at five-star restaurants or to leave rose petals on your satin sheets.

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Police suspect the injuries are consistent with being roundhouse kicked by an angry horse.

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They see me rollin’. They hatin’.

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This is the cutest video ever.

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This guy is as sober as one of those Bridge And Tunnel folks at Santacon.

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If I had a horse, I would not give it a name. Instead, I would just call the horse “Horse,” for horse alone seems like a noble enough name for a stead.

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Don’t mind the pun!

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You see, here in Kentucky, there’s not much to do except cook meth and make babies.

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Better just fence off the whole world and declare it inherently hostile