He just wanted to know what the movie It was about, so he tweeted out to his followers for some help.
Sagittarius: Her self-awareness is what makes Max Cartwright the goofiest and most charming “final girl”, but what makes her interesting is that her love interest isn’t really a boy – it’s her mom.
Aries: You’ll die because you piss off the killer. Even when you’re probably scared as f*ck deep inside, your egotism will get the best of you. You’ll try to prove to your friends (and the audience) that you’re brave, so you taunt the killer.
Aries may have the will of a survivor, but their temper sure isn’t going to save them.
Nothing will ever top the idea that Freddy Krueger is real and scares the shit out of Robert Englund. NOTHING.
If anyone can survive a horror movie it’s the ISTP.
This. Does. Not. Disappoint.
I’m most impressed by films that can make me feel uneasy. Not necessarily scared, not necessarily upset, but just… off. What’s coming? Something must be coming.
It’s utterly bizarre, but as I’ve come to learn, often truth is far scarier than fiction.
Now, bear with me. This is just a theory. But I’m going to walk you through it, and you better believe that the next time you watch “The Witch” your mind is going to be blown.