LIBRA: This weekend, you are going to feel like you are taking steps back — but you cannot give up. You cannot stop moving.
Virgo: The most selfless of all the givers.
You will forever be my greatest unanswered prayer. And that’s the one thing no one can take away from you in regards to me.
Last week’s full moon in Scorpio brought with it a sense that you are (finally) on the right path.
SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.
ARIES: You live in fear that you will go through life never having found the person that completes you, never having found The One. What if you die never knowing what real love feels like?
Capricorn: You’re sturdy and utterly loyal, a veritable pillar of reliability.
Virgo: ” I dOnT BeLiEvE ThAt StArS HaVe SoMeThInG To dO WiTh YoUr PerRSONALItY AstROLoGy issSsSS sUcH BULLshiT”
ARIES: You feel a very intense—but also very vague and unspecific—dread. You know there’s something wrong, something that you should be deeply worried about, but you have no idea what it is.