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Aries: April will be a month where relaxation is key. It’s time for you to let things unfold organically. After working tirelessly on making these things come to light, now you will reap the labors of your fruits.

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Scorpio. Their past lovers. Scorpios are attractive and magnetic and they have plenty of admirers and lovers and ex-lovers trying to win them back. They dated a lot of people from all over the world so their stories will always include something with another partner involved.

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What is Mr. Capricorn supposed to do with all that energy? Don’t worry; he will channel it in productive ways.

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