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Estrogen is considered to be the “optimistic” hormone while testosterone is considered to be your “cash-confident” hormone.

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It’s wild, realizing that I might have never had anxiety/depression. It’s wild knowing that it all might have come down to my hormones being tampered with.

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Now, if you’re a woman and recall back to what it was like to be an awkward teen with a just as awkward “partner,” you know just how passionate a fingering by a 14 year old can be.

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I donated eggs once before, and just last week, I went through donating the second time. Blame it on my low self-esteem, not having rich parents, and college tuition simply being unaffordable.

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What fun are giant boobs if you can’t play with them? It seems like a cruel joke to finally have such amazing boobs that can’t be touched without causing pain.

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1. Can I touch your stomach?

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When people don’t message you back right away, you consider that a personal offense and you vow that you will never talk to that person again.

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Heroin in our house, in front of our child, while I was growing a baby inside me was worse than any of the fears I’d conjured for myself over the years.