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My number doesn’t give you any insight into me. It’s just that, a number.

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I’m not sure that I was ever a real player. I never played women, but I did play the game.

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He only shows affection when it’s just the two of you. He does some cute shit and makes you laugh, but only in the privacy of the bedroom.

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To all the girls madly in love and have ever been dumped – YES, it is your fault that guys like me cheat on girls like you!

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Who knows if he meant what he said when he was drunk, who knows if that sex meant anything, who even knows if he’s talking to someone else?? Maybe you’re not the only girl he’s ‘talking to’ but you can’t ask because once again that makes you look fucking CRAZY.

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Take us on real dates. It doesn’t need to be extravagant or break the bank. We just want to do something with you.

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Beautiful people are common; beautiful souls that you can fall in love with are rare.

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A man who likes himself isn’t going to guilt you for posting a photo where you look sexy. He’s not going to demand you change your outfit before going out to a bar.