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I’ve never heard of homework like THIS before.

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Me in school today.

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Do you even use functions anymore? Because I don’t.

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You’re tired. ALL. THE. TIME. I’m exhausted 7 days a week and I only have classes 3 of those days. If I’m not in my classes, I’m doing work for them.

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Accompanying your deep insecurity will be a sour-grapes attitude toward the Ivy Tower and everything it stands for. Because you feel woefully inadequate as an acedemic, you will develop a steady inner monologue about the corruption of academia.

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She won’t be partaking in this project in the same way that we did not partake in creating a large cardboard sunflower, a design-our-own board game, or a “cloud photography” assignment.

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Why are you avoiding your homework so much? Aren’t you curious about nature? Or culture? At all?

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Not only does it heighten our senses, it increases our attention span and our logical reasoning. Simply put, it’s the shot of life that we need to take on the obstacles of the day.

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27. Keep an eye on your friends at parties. You’d want them to do the same for you.

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I’m from a small town and I jumped at the chance to get out of there. I was ready to start my life in college and never look back. What I failed to realize was that it was because of my friends and family back home that I was able to achieve all that I have.