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A good chunk of my life is spent wishing I had something to do. But then, when someone actually asks me to do something, I get scared and back out at the last second. 

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Your book collection is massive.

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They aren’t going to go out of their way to meet new people, but once you become a part of their life, they aren’t going to let you go. They’re going to treat you like family.

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Whaaaaat? She’s 5 minutes away!! WHAT A RUSH.

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The truth is they aren’t anti-social. They just have different priorities.

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Ask if they want to watch a Harry Potter marathon.

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I chase after men who are impossible to reach. I like strangers on the street. Baristas, bartenders, men I won’t ever have to get to know. They can remain fantasies. Handsome faces on my TV screen.

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When they don’t know exactly “who all is coming.”

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You cannot handle being overly hot. Or really, any temperature exceeding 76 degrees. Oversized sweaters and a slight chill in the air, please!

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When a friend mentions backpacking through Europe, what do you say? “I love going to sleep in my bed every night.” Nobody cheers for that.