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We talked to Symonds about what it’s like to be the other woman, and what the biggest misconceptions about mistresses are.

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I never set out to break the girl code, but my habits won over my morals and with every drink, my inhibitions loosened.

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No but like seriously, can you not? I literally just got a pap smear and I realllllllly don’t want to go back to the gyno, at least not ’til I’m dead.