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Take a risk that you have been thinking about but have always been too afraid to attempt. Text that boy. Ask out that girl. Apply for that job. Take a chance. 

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Since so many people in 2018 are using text slang and shortened versions of words, this holiday has been created.

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Put A Pillow On Your Fridge Day.

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Sagittarius: You will be the last person to leave the bar this weekend. The person who will pinch anyone who doesn’t wear green as a way to start up a conversation.

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When I was a higher-end escort (not that I’m a low quality now, I just quit entirely) I always got men who wanted more of the girlfriend experience than just bangin’ on Valentine’s Day. Usually a nice date and flowers and gifts… then bangin’.

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Happy Valentine’s Day, from my memes to yours.

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Spend more time building friendships instead of looking for love.

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You are brave.

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Home Alone 1-4: This kid gets left alone… at home. Four times? Multiple times? Does the kid contact his parents in any sort of way? Does anyone care? How long is he left alone for? I CANNOT get over that there are four of these movies and people LOVE ALL OF THEM. THE PLOTS HAVE TO BE THE SAME.

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In the past year, I had the opportunity to ask over 100 brilliant people: “What purchase of $100 or less has most positively impacted your life in the last six months? “