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This post is sponsored by Paybright by Affirm. Almost by definition, the holidays are a time for gratitude, reflection, and letting those that we love feel the full weight of our appreciation.

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Take a risk that you have been thinking about but have always been too afraid to attempt. Text that boy. Ask out that girl. Apply for that job. Take a chance. 

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Since so many people in 2018 are using text slang and shortened versions of words, this holiday has been created.

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Put A Pillow On Your Fridge Day.

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Sagittarius: You will be the last person to leave the bar this weekend. The person who will pinch anyone who doesn’t wear green as a way to start up a conversation.

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When I was a higher-end escort (not that I’m a low quality now, I just quit entirely) I always got men who wanted more of the girlfriend experience than just bangin’ on Valentine’s Day. Usually a nice date and flowers and gifts… then bangin’.

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Happy Valentine’s Day, from my memes to yours.

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Spend more time building friendships instead of looking for love.