‘Tis the season!
The extremely attractive vendor, who’s good looks are the only legitimate reason why he could be selling so much reindeer skin.
Most people can agree that shopping for Christmas presents can be a real pain in the you-know-what.
Before I even stepped into Target on Saturday to buy some basic necessities (paper towels, clearance Halloween candy, another black floppy hat) I could feel it in my bones that something was different.
I, in conjunction with the Smart Consumer Action Network (SCAN), the No Cash But Still Having Fun Alliance (NCBSHFOK?), and the We Demand the Future Now Society (“Nate Silver”) are pleased to announce a new Post-Thanksgiving consumer holiday.