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But as it turns out, hilarious memes can get super real, super fast.

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But, as it turns out, being blinded by the light of the sun might be the least of our worries!

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“If you can write well about one thing, that’s great!”

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Republicans are in a bind because they basically promised to repeal Obamacare and replace it with a conservative alternative. The problem is that Obamacare is the conservative alternative.

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Sadly Olivier Rousteing’s cheekbones are not part of the collection.

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Because you can’t wear yoga pants to the office.

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You know how some people throw leaves in the fall and let them all waft slowly down? Now you can do that with an untold amount of sweaters.

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In one sentence!

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“I hated discussing ideas with investors,” he said, “because then I become a Defender of the Idea, and that influences your thought processes.”

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Target: Come for the $20 bathing suits, stay for the 4-for-1 on Bounty towels!