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Hipsters typically have so much love and so little space in their teeny apartments. No matter! Here is a guide to gifting that neutral-faced, nonprofit employed, Coachella-dreaming, L-train to Brooklyn riding, Twitter-posting, shoe-gazing, funky, fab ‘90s fanatic in your friend circle or family!

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Get married. Put a ring on it!

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“If your bike is older than you are, you might be a hipster.”

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Hymnster- A devout Jesus loving Hipster, by our definition.

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We don’t know their stories, why they’re homeless, or what series of events brought them to this point, but anyone who spends a night on the streets, deserves a coffee in my book.

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Why, Hello Portland, nice to meet you!

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In her first assignment for Vice Magazine, detective Claudia Cardinale must find out who took the Adderall supply of Williamsburg author Jasper Moon, rendering him unable to write. (PG-14)

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24. MICHAEL FASSBENDER LIVES HERE.