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I had the pleasure of talking with Miss Eaves and consider it an honor and privilege to be the first on Thought Catalog to introduce ya’ll. Spoiler alert: I asked her to be my friend and she accepted.

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If you don’t already know Awkwafina, NOW YA KNOW. But a quick word of warning before diving into the rest of her videos, have your doc on speed dial because your spleen might spontaneously explode from laughter.

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Through the storied annals of rap music, few lyrics have alluded to our favorite Springfieldians. Here are those few.

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16. He who does not feel me is not real to me. Therefore, he doesn’t exist.

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Faggot is a complicated word with a complicated history and future.