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Try choosing at least one item that showcases a little personality. You don’t want to look the same as every other woman – you want to stand out.

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Why, as women, do we love heels so much? Because with a simple pair we are transformed. We’re not just women. Suddenly we’re bada** b*tches with a purpose.

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I’m begging you.

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3. Wear a shirt under your boring black dress.

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You own eight pairs of loafers and you can’t remember purchasing one of them. You go into your closet to get dressed and you come out, every time, looking like Mason Disick.

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Every girl knows the pain and heartache of breaking in your heels the first week you buy them.

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I hold the 1500s responsible – the barely five-foot, 14-year-old Catherine de Medici, to be precise. To compensate for her lack in height (and apparently self- esteem), little Medici fashioned a pair of heels for her wedding day, in an attempt to temporarily grow two inches.