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The fact that we even define people as gay or straight is an outdated concept.

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It’s really weird when you ask whether or not we have frequent threesomes, please stop.

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I do think that in society there are certain tests that you must pass but proving your gender or your race should not be one of them.

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Mental illness is one thing; not all mentally ill people kill women, and not all people who kill women are mentally ill.

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Sophomore year of college at Oberlin, I went through an androgynous/sexually-experimental phase wherein my friends helped me buzz off all of my hair, starting with the ponytail.

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The tip I found most upsetting was “Try placing a donut on your man’s shaft. Then go down on him while slowly devouring the tasty treat.” You see, Cosmo, I have Celiac’s Disease, which means I can’t eat wheat flour, the #1 ingredient in donuts. It’s tragic to think of all the ways this negatively impacts my sex life.