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Welcome to the ~*gReAt gAy aMeRiCaN nOvEl*~

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Reading Moby-Dick is “a bit like being stoned,” and it also “evokes an Asperger’s air.”

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“Alright then, I’ll go to hell.” – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

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— McKeen, you shit-eating freak. I warned you not to write that vicious trash about me —

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In no way should we intellectualize this crime or the suffering of those involved. Nor should we reduce their pain to grist for speculation. This story is flat-out horrible.

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First there had been a blood panel, sealed in vials lined like pill boxes. Then some sort of X-ray, an MRI. There was a growth across her chest, they had done a biopsy. She had cancer, Hodgkins lymphoma, stage four.

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Well, I hate to break it to you, but old and/or dead white men still matter, and this is why: they matter in the way that their works speak to the development of constructs regarding race and racism.

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No Rent: Property values on dead whales are so low that investors fail to see any profit in them, and thus, there are no landlords to whom one would pay rent. This is a significant boon to students or the unemployed. Each month, you can use the rent money for other more rewarding fiscal opportunities such as world travel, high quality vegan ingredients, and exotic bath salts.