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Oh my goodness, were those 14 days unbelievably tough. It’s very true that no one can ever prepare you for what it’s actually going to be like, and until you experience it on your own, you have no way of understanding.

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My friend is pro-Action. And so am I.

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You are expected to feed your new roommate and they have less motor control then someone with no arms and no legs.

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Only women would sign up for this much crap.

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Due to your substantial roll in building our family, you will be permitted to continue releasing eggs on a monthly basis as you see fit, until the day you shrivel up and turn into the useless, fleshy raisins you are destined to become

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I recently discovered there’s a unique Japanese term for maternity harassment called matahara. Pause on this for a moment.

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I was a bad mother.

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“It’s fine,” everyone’s telling me. “Nobody really knows what they’re doing. You’ll be a great dad. Just relax.”

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Almost 4 years ago I was told I could never have children. Now I’m trying to figure out if children will fit into my life at all.