What I Wish Someone Had Told Me Before I Had Children
You are expected to feed your new roommate and they have less motor control then someone with no arms and no legs.
Having It All Kinda Sucks
Dear Ovaries: Thanks, But Your Work Here Is Done
Due to your substantial roll in building our family, you will be permitted to continue releasing eggs on a monthly basis as you see fit, until the day you shrivel up and turn into the useless, fleshy raisins you are destined to become
Matahara Is A Global Problem
I recently discovered there’s a unique Japanese term for maternity harassment called matahara. Pause on this for a moment.
I’ve Been Having Terrible Nightmares About My Newborn Baby
11 Surprising Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Abortions
There’s a lot of misinformation floating around out there, so we’re here to debunk some of the biggest myths by presenting that by which anything controversial should be viewed with: The clear-cut facts.
I’m About To Be A Dad And I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
“It’s fine,” everyone’s telling me. “Nobody really knows what they’re doing. You’ll be a great dad. Just relax.”
When Am I Supposed To Know If I Want Kids?
Almost 4 years ago I was told I could never have children. Now I’m trying to figure out if children will fit into my life at all.
10 Reasons Why Everyone Should Get A Puppy Before Having A Baby
A puppy and a newborn almost guarantee that nobody in your household will sleep consistently for months. The dog makes you more at the ready for those late night feedings and stretches your capacity for patience beyond anything you ever dreamed imaginable.
8 Ways Popular Culture Has Lied To Me About Being A Parent
I began to think about other moments I’ve experienced, in frustration, as a parent and how they’ve been reflected throughout fiction and the media.
