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The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same.

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I heard something once on a television show or maybe from a comedian, that went like this: If you don’t have some people hating what you’re putting out there, you’re not doing it right.

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I get a lot crap that I will never, ever have the time to respond to. Do I have the time, technically? Yes, but I could be doing other things that I like more, like eating Cheetos or masturbating. Sometimes I do them both together. Welcome to being single. It’s pretty great.