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The 6 Worst Places To Go As A Kid

The 6 Worst Places To Go As A Kid

Christopher Hudspeth Christopher Hudspeth
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No kid has ever declared the words, “Oooh, look – they’ve got prefinished plywood!”

5 Things That Terrify Men

5 Things That Terrify Men

Ryan O'Connell Ryan O'Connell
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You know what I hear when someone mentions male pattern baldness? I hear, “TEARS, EXPENSIVE HAIR TREATMENTS, MY FUTURE.” Men love their hair almost as much as they love their dick. In fact, if you could just put a giant penis on top of their full head of hair, all males would be set for life.

Biting The Life Saver

Biting The Life Saver

Ricardo Bilton Ricardo Bilton
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Of course, there is a heart-breaking sort of irony involved in consuming quickly a candy whose name implies salvation. Life Savers are created in order to be destroyed. But it is in those moments when the amylase in your saliva is slowly dissolving the sugary rings into progressively thinner discs that we come to the truth: Life Savers can’t save themselves, but they can save you.

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