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When you’re a kid raised by a single mom, Father’s Day can be an awkward time for you.

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It’s different when you meet that guy or girl that you think you might love, and your dad isn’t there to put the fear of God in them should they ever break your heart. And to remind them, semi-jokingly, that he has a gun.

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I’ve been a dad exactly half of my life.

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Why spend your hard earned money on a gift when you can make dad laugh instead?