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Mornings after drinking are rough…

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‘Twas the night of black out drinking and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, you’re all still blacked out.

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Shut up and take my money.

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Believe it or not there are things we all probably don’t miss about college so here’s a nice reminder that will make us feel better about our current adult lives.

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I honestly don’t think I’ll ever feel like a person ever again.

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“Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.”

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You can never outrun the hangover.

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“Just one glass of wine tonight”

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Puking, as much as you miss it, is few and far between these days. You left the glamour of hangovers behind with your 20s, bless.

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Hangovers expose relationships better than anything else.