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That’s actually a genius way to put ketchup on your burger.

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“Yes,” I told her, immediately.

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Do people around the world really think Americans eat fat, fat, lard, and mayonnaise? Let’s find out. Check out this Reddit thread for more ridiculous foods that the world thinks is American. 1.

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When, “Probably delicious” crossed my mind, I knew I needed help.

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I love you. Feels good to say that.

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I put so much terrible food in my body that, at this point, my stomach has grown as immunity to the worst kinds of bacteria present in low-grade meat, spoiled eggs, regular plutonium, or whatever.