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You don’t want it. You think you do, but you don’t.

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I should have known when the squad car pulled into the run-down police station that something wasn’t quite right.

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It was their idea to go get some ice cream, even though I told them I wasn’t supposed to have sweet treats before dinner.

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“Daddy likes to drink,” she tells her doll. “And I like to pour him drinks.”

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Here’s something I don’t advertise on my SitterCity profile: I hate children. But I do love video games and easy money, so that makes for a pretty smooth operation when it comes to taking care of other people’s kids for a few hours.