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Gemini: Archie Andrews

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If you’re busy or don’t have much time to do all the DIY stuff you were hoping to do, you’ll love these quick ideas you can pick up based on superheroes and TV shows to celebrate this Halloween in style.

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Capricorn: Cat, or any costume that can be easily made with just one accessory. You don’t waste your energy on shopping or DIYing an elaborate Halloween costume. You’re all about ease and practicality.

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Are you thinking about dressing up like an “Native American Princess” for Halloween this year? Or wearing blackface to be a “Zulu Warrior”? (I wish I was kidding) Or what about dressing like a “Mexican Mariachi player” or wearing a kimono to dress like a sexy “geisha”? Please don’t. These are not costumes. They are cultures and identities.

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Harambe the gorilla.

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If you dress as Vivian Ward from Pretty Woman, you’re a “take no shit” kind of a girl.

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Movie character: You don’t need anything fancy in order to be happy. You just need a television screen and a cuddle buddy.

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Why are these kids so creepy???

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“Top prize!” President Obama declared.

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When that whole Rachel Dolezal thing happened over the summer the first thing I thought was, “Oh, Lord. She is going to be one of the hottest Halloween costumes this year. Mark my words.”