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Will the boy I like still like me? Will people think I have gone crazy and compare me to the Britney fiasco of 2007?

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You realize that your looks really don’t matter as much to people as you’re convinced that they do.

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As a socially awkward human, I struggle with many everyday tasks that most people are able to complete without any issues.

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During these tender years, the haircut was a necessary, but anxiety provoking event.

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Scott struck up a conversation with a girl who turned out to be a model who poses nude for confession magazines. That night they saw “Last Tango”; the next, he slept over her house. But he says she’s slow-moving and he thinks she’s a down freak.

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6. Thinking we’re pregnant every couple seconds.

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2. Guys can pee in bottles, standing up — pretty much anywhere; girls can’t.

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9. Construction workers, up yonder.

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84. What your braces say about your problem-solving abilities.

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5. Anything from the dollar menu.