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Votes in November
Best it’s not in tax season
If you’re Donald Trump. 😒

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I cheated with you.
You were a douchebag but thanks
for setting me free.

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These erotic haikus prove that poetry can be extremely naughty.

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We couldn’t possibly ask anyone we knew. What if the word got out? So we decided to try our hand at the internet’s haven for late night love seekers: Craigslist.

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Good morning, jogger.
I’m not standing here, hoping
You’ll fall on your ass.

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Orange Is The New Black/ Think of my prison nickname/ Wait, that’s messed up though

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Contractually / have to drink all this freaking / Red Bull. Jittery.

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Latrobe Brewing Co.
You are from Pennsylvania
Like Andy Warhol