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Votes in November
Best it’s not in tax season
If you’re Donald Trump. 😒

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I cheated with you.
You were a douchebag but thanks
for setting me free.

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These erotic haikus prove that poetry can be extremely naughty.

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We couldn’t possibly ask anyone we knew. What if the word got out? So we decided to try our hand at the internet’s haven for late night love seekers: Craigslist.

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Good morning, jogger.
I’m not standing here, hoping
You’ll fall on your ass.

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Orange Is The New Black/ Think of my prison nickname/ Wait, that’s messed up though

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Contractually / have to drink all this freaking / Red Bull. Jittery.

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Latrobe Brewing Co.
You are from Pennsylvania
Like Andy Warhol

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Hey Mom, Dad. Listen.
It is not about money.
Well, maybe it is.

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Jon Rafman is a lucky man for at least two reasons: (1) his priceless sensibility is a veil through which he sees a more beautiful world, a precious one that reaches such a state through the very aesthetic of non-preciousness; (2) he, through scouring the near infinite territory of Google street views, is statistically even able to consistently find universal moments of “condensed being” which would make the greatest haiku poet weep.