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27 Election Haikus, Because Anything Political Is Better Short

Colin Sullivan Colin Sullivan
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Votes in November
Best it’s not in tax season
If you’re Donald Trump. 😒

A Haiku For Every Guy I’ve Slept With

A Haiku For Every Guy I’ve Slept With

Sade Andria Zabala Sade Andria Zabala
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I cheated with you.
You were a douchebag but thanks
for setting me free.

30 Dirty Little Poems That Will Make You Want Sex In Five Seconds Or Less

30 Dirty Little Poems That Will Make You Want Sex In Five Seconds Or Less

Mélanie Berliet Mélanie Berliet
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These erotic haikus prove that poetry can be extremely naughty.

This Is The Way My Lesbian Girlfriend And I Decided To Choose Our Threesome Partner

This Is The Way My Lesbian Girlfriend And I Decided To Choose Our Threesome Partner

Claire Smith Claire Smith
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We couldn’t possibly ask anyone we knew. What if the word got out? So we decided to try our hand at the internet’s haven for late night love seekers: Craigslist.

23 Seriously Deep Haikus That Will Reflect Your Winter Depression

23 Seriously Deep Haikus That Will Reflect Your Winter Depression

Kim Quindlen Kim Quindlen
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Good morning, jogger.
I’m not standing here, hoping
You’ll fall on your ass.

15 Haikus For First World Problems

15 Haikus For First World Problems

Ann Midori Ann Midori
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Orange Is The New Black/ Think of my prison nickname/ Wait, that’s messed up though

Felix Baumgartner’s Inner Monologue From The Stratosphere, In Haiku Form

Felix Baumgartner’s Inner Monologue From The Stratosphere, In Haiku Form

Nathan Savin Scott Nathan Savin Scott
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Contractually / have to drink all this freaking / Red Bull. Jittery.

Several Haikus About Cheap Beer

Several Haikus About Cheap Beer

Dylan Joffe Dylan Joffe
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Latrobe Brewing Co.
You are from Pennsylvania
Like Andy Warhol

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