Ode To A Haiku “ She was reading a book at the register — in the contented aura of her own attractiveness, it seemed — slowly masticating on something hard enough to be erotically heard from the aisles throughout which I wandered.
Haikus For The Republican National Convention “ Listen. I am white. From a white family. But this is WHITE, y’know?
Haikus For The Modern Internet Persona “ According to Klout I’m influential in ‘Cats’ just like everyone
4 Things You Can Do While Sitting Alone At A Bar “ Remember when we used to have face-to-face communication with each other? You know, when you were able to read things like expressions and social cues? Well, we don’t do that anymore. What is this, 2007?
