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I want to scream

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I inhaled a breath
the smell of you on my skin
a deadly concoction

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I cheated with you.
You were a douchebag but thanks
for setting me free.

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Like many other sports writers, I have ranked all 32 teams in the NFL at the midpoint of the season.

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The world seemed like a dream to me.

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“Gross! I stepped in puke!”

“That’s yours, don’t you remember?”

Ah… mistakes were made.

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words about the internet and stuff.

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My Jersey nookie
Thanks for taking care of me
Your one ball was odd….

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She was reading a book at the register — in the contented aura of her own attractiveness, it seemed — slowly masticating on something hard enough to be erotically heard from the aisles throughout which I wandered.

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Listen. I am white.
From a white family. But
this is WHITE, y’know?