25 Brilliant Jokes About Pregnancy (Because Every Pregnant Woman Needs To LOL) Mélanie Berliet “ Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!
Your Acceptance Letter For Being Placed Into The ‘Cute Girl’ Category Katie Mather “ You’ve officially been assigned into the Cute Girl Category. We know you applied for the Sexy Category, but after a panel of qualified straight men examined your portfolio and read your personal statement, we decided that you definitely have more potential to be Cute rather than Sexy.
9 Hacks For Lazy Girls Who Don’t Want To Do Anything Ever Again Sarah Mullins “ Are you too lazy to get out of bed and to work out? Me too! Do leg lifts or butt squeezes while you’re reading this for heavens sake!
I Am The Most Amazing Extrovert Brad Pike “ What do you mean you don’t like dancing? Everyone likes dancing, everyone who isn’t an anxiety stricken, socially retarded recluse, everyone with a warm and living soul, everyone who feels an abiding connection with the world-spirit.
Tweets To A Young Poet Jimmy Chen “ Read as little as possible literary criticism; they are petrified and meaningless; can’t send any books: I’m broke, sorry.
Foods That Should Exist Josh Gondelman “ Like hovercraft skateboards and lightsabers, many of these items would already exist if scientists would buckle down and get their priorities straight. Here is a (partial) list of foods we should have by now.
Your Apple Terms And Conditions Agreement In The Year 2030 Jonathan San “ All sales and rentals of products are final. Lifeforce donations may be refunded at half the given volume, at the discretion of the Overlord.