25 Brilliant Jokes About Pregnancy (Because Every Pregnant Woman Needs To LOL) Mélanie Berliet “ Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!
Your Acceptance Letter For Being Placed Into The ‘Cute Girl’ Category Katie Mather “ You’ve officially been assigned into the Cute Girl Category. We know you applied for the Sexy Category, but after a panel of qualified straight men examined your portfolio and read your personal statement, we decided that you definitely have more potential to be Cute rather than Sexy.
9 Hacks For Lazy Girls Who Don’t Want To Do Anything Ever Again Sarah Mullins “ Are you too lazy to get out of bed and to work out? Me too! Do leg lifts or butt squeezes while you’re reading this for heavens sake!
I Am The Most Amazing Extrovert Brad Pike “ What do you mean you don’t like dancing? Everyone likes dancing, everyone who isn’t an anxiety stricken, socially retarded recluse, everyone with a warm and living soul, everyone who feels an abiding connection with the world-spirit.
Tweets To A Young Poet Jimmy Chen “ Read as little as possible literary criticism; they are petrified and meaningless; can’t send any books: I’m broke, sorry.
Foods That Should Exist Josh Gondelman “ Like hovercraft skateboards and lightsabers, many of these items would already exist if scientists would buckle down and get their priorities straight. Here is a (partial) list of foods we should have by now.
Your Apple Terms And Conditions Agreement In The Year 2030 Jonathan San “ All sales and rentals of products are final. Lifeforce donations may be refunded at half the given volume, at the discretion of the Overlord.
Mélanie Berliet 
Katie Mather 
Sarah Mullins 
Brad Pike 
Jimmy Chen 
Josh Gondelman 
Jonathan San 
