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Stop expecting people to be better than they were in high school.

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3. FWBOTB (Friends With Benefits, On The Brink)

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Question everything you stand for because the sky is darker than it usually is.

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Quitting on your terms is a fantasy you’ve had for months, if not years.

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6. Telling Other People About Your Hangover.

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3. You’ve descended into depths that in the not so distant past, you swore you’d never go to. I am of course talking about endorsing people on LinkedIn.

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Netflix is resoundingly not an option. There’s no going back.

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Time. That’s one thing that we think we have plenty of but it runs out much faster than we think.

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You only die once.

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We’re all just looking for someone to affirm that the way we live is the way it’s supposed to be.