“She lifts one of the patient’s breasts to clean underneath, and several cockroaches scurry away.”
Ulta just might have a dirty secret — quite literally.
Oh my God does this Doctor ever love popping pimples.
Eating food that you find hidden in your bra.
WTF is wrong with people?!
What’s grosser than gross? You’re about to find out.
Capricorn: You fart in the office. You blame it on the interns.
“I squeeze the goo out of my pierced nipples.”
This is almost exactly as awful as you’re thinking it might be.
“You want to gag when you’re fifty feet away.”