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I genuinely enjoy the art of grocery shopping. The weaving in and out of the aisles and gently caressing each tomato before it makes its way into my basket.

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It’s freezing in here! Frozen food aisle, so we meet again and still you are so cold towards me. You don’t support my small, chic wardrobe and that’s your loss.

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If you know you’re a candy late afternoon pick-me-up kind of person and you’re still making impulse purchases in the checkout line, it may be time to take a deep hard look at your finances and re-asses your wasteful spending habits.

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The blanket rule for food past its expiration date is this, if it is unsafe in any way, shape or form, it gets thrown out.

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$1.50 hot dog meal combo?! This place makes a baseball stadium look bougie. Indulge often. You can head to the treadmill section of the store later.

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We were what kept them alive.

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All I wanted to hear was a knock at the door and the silence was deafening.

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We can dig deeper and try to get to the bottom of why we lose self-control upon entering a Target, or we can just accept the red & khaki wizard regime’s mysterious abilities to make us disregard shopping lists and toss things in our carts with reckless abandon.