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I don’t want any more THINGS. For Christmas all I want and need is love and respect. Not another stupid item. It seems like love and respect is too much to ask for from some people. That’s why I’m a grinch during Christmas.

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I don’t want any more THINGS. For Christmas all I want and need is love and respect. Not another stupid item. It seems like love and respect is too much to ask for from some people. That’s why I’m a grinch during Christmas.

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Gemini: They enjoy seeing their family and spending quality time together and blah blah blah, but they hate emptying out their bank account in the process.

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These days, no Christmas season is complete with a brand new bit of electronics, the capstone of the gift giving season.

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The extremely attractive vendor, who’s good looks are the only legitimate reason why he could be selling so much reindeer skin.

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Send Christmas cards. Nothing makes me feel happier at the end of a long day at work than finding my mailbox stuffed with sweet little cards from my friends and family come holiday-time.

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It’s probably best to stay sober this holiday season anyway: less hangovers, less drunken embarrassments, more time spent with your family, and less time spent in ugly Christmas sweaters.

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The Grinch isn’t a symbol of needing holiday cheer. The Grinch is a fictional example of every post-grad who’s hoping their phone never rings and would really dig just getting some rent money this year.