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She was in her flannel bathrobe, the one that makes her look like a fairy-tale princess. It was chilly when we first got into bed, but we warmed up quickly. I can still feel her arms around me, her hands massaging my back. I can definitely smell her on my fingers. Vaginas are such sweet places. . . We didn’t get out of bed till this afternoon.

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You realize you gave zero Fs what your body looked like whilst gyrating in contorted positions that would make your yoga instructor jealous.

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Doubled tapped. Came twice back to back. Felt amazing. We had been out dancing and I was so worked up when we got home and fucked like crazy animals.

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Whenever she started to play with my balls, I would usually just close my eyes, stay quiet and fantasize about another time when a girl gave me better head.

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Brace yourselves—this is going to sound like craziness spewed from way out left field—but is having an orgasm really the enemy to great sex?