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There are thousands of tools available to graphic designers on the Internet, and these tools are going to make your work faster and easier. Anyone can use these tools, and create work that is as great as that of the world’s best graphic designers.

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How to be an Artist: Start an Etsy ‘store.’ Draw small robots, animals or ‘things’ on printer paper. Add minimal color using the markers you used in grade school. These drawings’ overarching theme should be one of ‘cuteness’ or ‘twee.’ Frame these drawings and list them on Etsy for $20 a piece. Facebook status update that you’ve “finally” started an Etsy page “so [you] can FINALLY start selling [your] art.”