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Rich and vibrant colors are your best bet. Green leafy veggies are an obvious go-to, but if your entire basket consists of various shades of emerald, you’re missing out on some key players.

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A Japanese wedding hall manager bought one bunch for $5,400 for a wedding.

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Have you ever seen just one red grape hanging out alone in the park reading a book? When’s the last time you heard of a single grape signing up for an Outward Bound solo? Never, the answer is never.

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I love this country, don’t get me wrong. Despite its awful reputation Stateside, there are many things about France that I find charming, amusing, or worthy of a distinct lowering of my morals (hey, fellas!). But while I’d love to pretend that Paris is the metropolitan equivalent of an Edith Piaf song dipped in chocolate, there are many things here that simply blow.