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People roasted CeeLo Green for his Grammy’s outfit, but this guy created a masterpiece out of it.

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Find love where you are. Accept that movie-perfect relationships don’t exist and we all have our issues. As long as you still love each other and you’re honest about it, most of these issues can be worked out.

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Today, the Grammy Awards are more about publicity and bland commercialism than they are about celebrating interesting new ideas in popular music.

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How many women does it take to inspire one song?

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A bunch of friends, jokin’ around on the information highway, makin’ dick jokes.

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Well, they’re actually pretty adept at defending themselves, but hell, I thought I’d try to help balance out the hate a little bit.

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It’s kind of a race thing. And kind of a socio-economical thing. And a change thing, too — the Recording Academy is scared of change.

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We could talk for days about the white appropriation of black music and of black cultural forms, but that conversation would get us literally nowhere.

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2. Because let’s face it: 90% of Macklemore’s demographic are 12-year-old white girls from the suburbs.

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10. SURFBORT!! SURFBORT!!!