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The summer of Fear is coming.

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At his peak Stine wrote at an incredible pace of one Goosebumps or Fear Street book every 2 weeks.

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Say Cheese and Die of Embarrassment Because You Just Got A Notification That You Were Tagged In 13 Photos On Facebook From Last Night

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Today, I’d like to present some more covers, though these are geared specifically towards driving fear into the souls of homebodies and introverts.

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Yes, “Goosebumps” is coming to the big screen. And we thought those terrors were all behind us…

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So please, come along with me, and let’s finally learn all the hidden lessons from R.L. Stine books that you missed the first time around, probably because you were too busy eating Shark Bites to concentrate.

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“The Hobbit”: Because you can seriously read this whole damn thing in a Sunday afternoon. What’s stopping you?

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8) Mold. I am deathly afraid of mold. If I open the refrigerator and take something out, or open up the bread and it’s covered in fungus, I will scream and drop that shit like it’s hot. WHY IS MOLD SO SCARY.

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How could a CatDog even happen? Why didn’t they ever separate? What is the meaning of life?

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If life is a test, Judy Blume has the friggin’ answer key in her back pocket.