Thigh high suede boots for your dog. $872 (per leg).
It might end up being a good reminder that “wellness” companies exist to create problems you’ll pay them to fix.
See the story is, there is no perfect person for anyone because as individuals we are barely perfect.
It’s amazing to think of our bodies as storage units for past failures, unrequited love, lost friendships and personal drama.
“What if everyone thought that Bloody Mary took me away?”
It looked like blood, except it was the wrong color. Too thick. It almost felt like the slime we used to play with as kids. The kind that stuck to the wall and crawled its way down.
Ahhh, the charm of dead frozen children. You know, there were actually a LOT of dead kids in this show.
What’s grosser than gross? You’re about to find out.
Hydration is life.
The service I offered was simple. You wanted a guy beaten up, I was your guy. I caught the guy at just the right time, picked a fight with him, and won. Always won.