Thigh high suede boots for your dog. $872 (per leg).
Gwyneth says: Absurd, but awesome.
3. She’s a big carnivore
Try not to let it ruin your day.
27. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”
The WASPy Academy Award-winner doles out advice on how to make the perfect pizza oven (buy a pizza oven for your backyard, duh!) and where to stay if you happen to be in San Francisco (The Four Seasons obviously, although Paltrow acknowledges that the five star hotel can be a “bit hit or miss.”)
Ever since Paltrow started Gooping all over the internet, it’s been made pretty obvious that she doesn’t have much self-awareness or even a sense of humor about herself. Not acknowledging the absurdity in suggesting The Four Seasons as if it’s a Best Western is a prime example of why so many people hate her.
When it comes to Gwyneth Paltrow, I’ve always been in something of a gray zone. She’s beautiful and talented, and I loved her in movies like Emma, Sliding Doors and even Shallow Hal. But she’s always kind of annoyed me, too. Maybe it’s the combination of physical perfection and her affectation of superiority and extreme erudition in interviews.