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We are our own biggest critics, no one looks at our body like we do. So don’t recruit him and start making him see all your flaws. Be confident naked, love yourself.

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He keeps his nails trimmed. Nobody wants to hook up with someone who has hands like those claw arcade games.

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You are a very romantic and passionate lover and will make sure your partner is fully satisfied in bed.

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You feel too good for me to not give in to you.

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He wouldn’t miss me. Instead, he’d miss my body and the nights we spent in the dark. The time we spent not looking at each other because we were too entrenched in the act of pleasure.

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Making noise ranks HIGH on the list.

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So, in all this judging and speculating of others, can our body type say a something about our sex skills? Well, if we go by science, yes it can.

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Is there anything worse than having sex with someone who is just laying there like a dead fish? Can you like wiggle your toes or maybe arch your back once or twice during the production? Jesus.