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Believe it or not, you can please your girlfriend AND get your golfing in. Sometimes you’ll have to take her and sometimes you won’t. Either way, you’ll be a hero in her eyes and you’ll get to smack the sticks.

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1. Why must you shout?

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I can’t tell if I want to squeeze the cuteness right out of him, or tell him to relax-it’s only golf, dude.

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Faiyaz is a professional golfer who already has a mini-sponsorship with Nike.

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When non-Asian friends came over, you reminded your parents not to open the fridge to avoid having to explain the embarrassingly pungent kimchi smell permeating the entire house.

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Woah.

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Why is everyone here so attractive? Aren’t we supposed to be working out? My face looks like a watermelon that’s about to explode, and my t-shirt now holds more liquid than a Great Lake.

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Right, so let’s start with the pants. When I saw that they were somehow able to combine floral, paisley and plaid, I knew I had to have them.