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It’s been ten years since I was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease that I don’t actually have. Going through all that was an insane, insightful journey. It’s one that I can only feel grateful for today, despite everything that’s happened.

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“If your bike is older than you are, you might be a hipster.”

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The diet is no joke. After she told me the foods I couldn’t eat, I gulped a little and asked, “So, um, what’s left?”

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Is all your food organic?

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Just like you, we actually wish we’d never heard of the phrase “gluten free.

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“You’re actually lucky because you probably eat a lot healthier.”

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Here is a definitive list of those thats:

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“Are you eating gluten-free for health, or by choice?”

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6. You’re a “DJ.”

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5. monofloral honey produced by nomadic beekeepers in Sicily