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22 Weeks: Your fetus is the size of a coconut and you’ve finally popped, which means that if you clutch your stomach in the right manner, strangers can no longer avoid sacrificing their seat for you on the subway (unless of course they’re an a-hole).

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What color is my newborn baby’s poop supposed to be?

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Your friends without kids will still be your friends but it won’t be exactly the same. This speaks for itself. They will love you always but you can’t day drink (or night drink for that matter) as freely and openly as you once could.

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I’ll tell you how to ease this…pain.

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I am 38 years old, and I have given birth to a baby every 17 months for the past 24 years.

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I was brought up that life is precious. My mother taught me that no one deserves to die.

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Okay, guy. Sure. But who’s trying to give you kids? Is this happening? You’re not married or in a relationship. Where is this pressure coming from? Are there people on the street just pawning their children off on you?