The daughter of the troop leader was drunk with power.
Girl Scout Cookies
Thank you for teaching me how to stand up for myself. Thank you for making me feel like I’m worth something more.
Your circle of friends will expand by the hundreds as everyone out for a walk stops to ask the age and breed of your puppy and to give you potty-training tips.
Principle: Can we all quit telling each other what to wear and what not to wear already!?! Hypocrisy: White people shouldn’t wear cornrows. Stop it.
I will take time to slow down, to breathe, to reset and renew my tired heart. But I will also celebrate the moments of quickness, of crazy.
“I remember lying in bed praying to a god (that I didn’t even believe in) that I would just wake up as a girl.”
“Leo walks onstage. He grabs the Oscar. He leans into the microphone. “The meme is dead,” he whispers. He vanishes in a puff of smoke #Oscars”
Externalize your anxiety.
I immediately laid eyes upon the old man who had been in the casket, up on his feet staggering in my direction like a zombie, just about 10 feet behind me. His yellow eyes shined like a cat’s in the night and his mouth slowly dropped open as he finished another clumsy step in my direction.
Eat nothing but pre-packaged frozen meals. Feel hungry after the five bites it takes you to finish your meal for the day.