It’s that time of year again. Whether you have to hound down a local Girl Scout Troupe for their last box of Thin Mints or are bombarded at every turn by the cute little brown sashes, we all know the feeling of holding, opening, and finishing a box of Girl Scout Cookies.
If Jesus and Debbi Fields had a prodigy baker child, it would be responsible for creating these heavenly (get it?) morsels.
I can’t defend the Boy Scouts, especially not when I know there is a better-run youth organization out there, founded merely two years after their homophobic brethren became official.
Because I’m such a giver and just want to help people, I’ve decided to compile my weekly picks for what’s hot and what’s not, so you can successfully navigate the internet’s ever-changing tastes.
I knew that eating it out of the jar could possibly take me down a very dark path—one that I might’ve not been ready for spiritually, emotionally, and sexually—but I was desperate for the wondrous hazelnut spread.