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This is the first time in 28 years (even though I should give myself a pass when I wasn’t old enough to read or write) that I knew Mother’s Day would be celebrated on Sunday, May 10th without having to check a calendar or be told by my family members, friends, or colleagues.

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New fancy sheets to replace the ones we got Cheeto dust on when we were drinking whiskey in bed last night.

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An opportunity is one of the greatest gifts we can receive.

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There are plenty of cool and understated ways to show you’re in the holiday spirit without having to be Chevy Chase, sing, or drink dairy-based alcohol.

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I’ve given it some thought.

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1. $10 Gift Card for an Unknown Restaurant

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Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like passive aggression!

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Gift cards are lame – we can do better.

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9. Getting Taylor Swift’s music back on Spotify.

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1. Natural Rolling Papers