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Ladies, if the love of your life is your bestie – you’re going to want to get her a cute V-day gift. (And boys, you can still use this list to get ideas on gifts for your girl that won’t break the bank.)

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By disguising consumerism as love, Valentine’s has sneakily nestled itself into our social rituals that you may not realize it affects you, too.

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Hopefully this kid got coal this year!

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It’s the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…except you who totally didn’t realize this was an extended family Christmas.

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It’s that time of the year, and while you could be running around CVS at the last minute looking for last minute gifts and stocking stuffers for that special someone that loves makeup, wouldn’t it be better to have her crossed off your list with a gift she’s sure to love?

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Think practical with Capricorns, they love anything they can get good use out of.

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Even though you can give this one a hangover kit, the gift will be gone within 24 hours. Make it last longer, but make it cheap…because it’s guaranteed to be lost within 48 hours.

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Planner. Once you get used to using a planner, you won’t know how to survive without one.

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This holiday season I am looking forward to the giggles heard from little kids meeting Santa, the extra tight hugs from family members, and the warm feeling I get when I look around the room at holiday parties and realize how important my friends and family are to me.

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“I could ask for a lot of things this year. I could ask for love, for pride, for a new iPhone or a Starbucks gift card. I could ask for money or for someone to give me my favorite chocolates, but none of that is what my heart desires.”